Some Characters In Stick Figure Land

The Town Psychic

The Town Psychic is some crazy lady that has a psychic reading business. She looks at a crystal ball and essentially talks shit and rips off good citizens. This is one of the many characters that live in Stick Figure Land.

The Ricochets

The Ricochets are a family of 4 that live in Stick Figure Land, every member of this family is bullet proof, they were somehow gifted a special type of DNA that allows everything to ricochet off of them, making them very helpful as a security service for important individuals.

Mayor Stick Figure

This is the Mayor of Stick Figure Land, this man lives in a really nice mansion, surrounded by well trimmed hedges.

Mr. Asian Man

This is Mr. Asian Man he operates a small food cart in the town Centre of Stick Figure Land.

The Town Douche

This character is the biggest douche bag in all of Stick Figure Land, everyone in the town thinks this about him.

Mr. Hawaii

A Hawaiian man that walks around in Hawaiian shirts, he also has a pineapple in his hair full time, its a part of his style. This is the local Hawaiian guy in Stick Figure Land.

The Town Librarian

This is the Librarian in Stick Figure Land, she has squatters rights to the building because she has been the only employee at the library for 15 years.

The Town Cowboy

This guy is a cowboy that migrated to Stick Figure Land after finding it "too hot" in his natural habitat. The Stick Figure Land community is so kind they even made a saloon for him, to make him feel comfortable and at home.

The Town Police Force

Good Cop Bill and Bad Cop Larry — These two police officers are the only police officers in the town. Good Cop Bill is fat and likes donuts and Bad Cop Larry is skinny and hates donuts.

Bad Cop Larry is skinny and hates donuts, he also hates everything and everyone, he carries a baton all the time and is not afraid to use it.

Good Cop Bill is fat and likes donuts, he eats so many donuts that he actually defies the law of Stick Figure Land, he has managed to become fat in the body although his legs have remained stick figure.

The Gate Guards protect the gates of Stick Figure Land, nobody knows their names but everyone commonly refers to them as The Guards or Guard One and Guard Two. The Gate Guards sometimes chase people into Stick Figure Land that slip past them somehow. There is sometimes a fine line between them being in Stick Figure mode, a strong breeze could push them in.

General Genre

General Genre is a robotic jukebox that wears an army general hat, he lives in Stick Figure Land, because he is a robot he does not live as a stick figure, he doesn't take specific song requests but instead will play a random song based on a requested genre.